Something from the days of the great depression and modified for todays situation.
THE NEW 23TH PSALM
Mr. Bush is my Sheppard,
I shall not want,
He maketh me to lie down on park benches.
He leadeth me beside the still factories,
He disturbeth my soul.
He leadeth me in the path of destruction,
For his parties sake-
Nay though I walk through the valley of the shadow of depression,
I anticipate no recovery, for he is with me,
He prepareth a reduction of my salary in the presence of mine enemies,
He annoiteth my small income with taxes,
My expenses runeth over.
Surely unemployment and poverty shall follow me all the days of my life,
And I shall live in a house that is mortgaged forever.