My car keeps dieing. I step on the accelerator and it just dies. The mechanics don't know whats wrong with it. I know my car, I drive it every day. I am going to take it to that new alternative auto mechanic in the next town. He says he can fix it. It will cost me $10,000, and is not covered by my insurance or warrenty. He says he will try coffee enemas up the tail pipe first. That is to cleanse the impurities from the car. I also have to administer some additives he has for sale at his shop to build up its immune system. They only cost 1/5 of the cost of the coffee tail pipe enemas. I have faith in him!
Peace Skeptical DoDo
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